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Hope you’re all staying occupied during quarantine ...

Tomorrow night!!! #Repost @braunger with @get_repost
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“Hey Girl with Matt and Kyle,” a weekly hour long check-in show, starts Friday at 5:00 PT on holdthephone.tv. For years, whenever @kylekinane & I would see each other after a long time, our greeting has been a weary, “Hey girl.” These days, I think everybody could use a ‘hey girl.’ Every week Kyle & I will check in on each other, have a beer, and talk about stupid topics (Read: NO current events). We’ll also call a special guest via Zoom (Zoom them? I don’t fucking know) and “Hey girl” them too. After that we’ll call... maybe you? Our producer will choose some willing strangers and we’ll probably make fun of their homes. It’s fun, it’s friends, it’s happy hour. It’s “Hey Girl with Matt and Kyle.” Crack a cold one and meet up, this Friday at 5:00. @htpcomedy @twitch
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Shred Astaire got ahold of a sidewalk surfer. Heel flip to backside muscle spasm. (And for those of you expressing concern, I’m breathing heavy from the ten minutes of trying that led up to this) ...

listen at the link in my story ...

Zoom app is a blessing and a curse. ...

This is my cousin Steven. He’s a personal trainer and probably the most positive and positively Californian guy I know. He once called me “cuz” and “bro” in the same sentence and if he sees something he likes, he says “solid gold.” I find it near impossible to be in a bad mood when we’re hanging out, and that carries over to seeing him pop up with this soup can exercise. Give him a follow @themarescaway. Even if you don’t do the workout, he’s still a great source of good vibes. We can all use some of those. ...

Me: why can’t I sell out theaters?

Also me: maybe because you trim your beard over your toothbrush and also write your set list on paper towels from the airport. —a sober edit—
I’m wildly grateful for the career I have. Was just trying to think of something dumb to bitch about to juxtapose with this picture last night. Thanks for coming to shows everyone!
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Animated testicles. What more do you want? #paradisepd #netflix #cartoonballs ...

#staysafe #bagitup* *#hishead #shadowbanned #shadowplanned #growthenewcrops #withcompostmadefrom #theceaselesssupply #ofreusabletotebags #kyliejenner #ismadefromrecycled #childlaborers ...

Tickets on sale now at kylekinane.com. Get em while they’re luke warm! ...

Hiya Providence! I'll be at the @columbustheatre on March 10 and you can get your tickets at the link in my story. #SayNoToScalpers ...

I suck at mountain biking but generous folks still hook me up. They probably wouldn’t be happy with my endorsement if they saw me fart and cough down a blue trail. Thank you @cushcore @stansnotubes and @lemhelmets for sharing some quality goodies with me without realizing the implications for your brand. I hope you don’t get fired. #unsponsoredathlete #unathletic #content #nullified #influencer
#bikesarefun #evenifyousuckatit #maybeitsmaybelline #itsprobablyburgerking
#mileycyrus
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Had a blast on this last run of shows. Thank you! ...

It’s a boy!!! 🎥: @rachelxolson ...

#thefatjewish
#spokeatharvard #presumablytoteach #thenextclassofbillionaires #dishonestyequalsprofit #dietmountaindew
#prayfortheextinction
#oftheselfproclaimedinfluencers
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Powerhouse @tegkin after having one bite of @guisados Chiles Toreados taco. Kinanes die trying. ...

The Spring Break Tour resumes tomorrow in Baltimore. A few shows are sold out and the rest only have a couple tickets remaining so get yours while you can at KyleKinane.com ...

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