Kyle Kinane

Photo Credit: Callie Biggerstaff

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Helen is our cat.

(@rachelxolson got into the weed)
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Followed by @leastworst down Rockit a couple days back. Got a flat. I think I also shook a filling loose. ...

makin friends back in LA.

🎥:@rachelxolson

Tucson and Phoenix this weekend. I think there are some tickets left for the late shows.
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Thank you SF, OAK, & SAC for the good times. And thank you @zaktoscani for doing a great job and being a good dude on top of that.

Here’s a picture of Zak right before he walked off stage the wrong way into a bunch of bullshit.
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sorry. forgot to make content. here’s a three-legged cat. @mento_foster_kittens ...

an obvious message that needs to be said yet again ...

i’m having a “flatbread,” which is just gerrymandered pizza apparently.

2 shows left tonight @vtcomedy
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hey @pridedisposal, for the love of god please take my recycling. it’s been over a month. you keep finding something wrong. an unacceptable type of plastic bag was in it last time (house sitter didn’t know) and the boxes weren’t under 3’x3’ the time before (they were—i measured with a tape measure).

i’m drowning in cardboard. i machete’d everything down to even smaller pieces.

please. just take it. pick it up with the robot truck arm and extract it from my life.

update: they took it!
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always happy when the @twominutestolatenight crew asks me to participate in something, even if @jonahray is involved. ...

took a trip on a trip on a trip.

📸:@leastworst
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so my friend joe sent me this copy of the beastie boys magazine Grand Royal from 25 years ago. i got it maybe six weeks ago. since then, TWO people from the cover have died (lee perry and biz markie).

nobody tell nugent his days are numbered.
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Austin, TX - join your boy Kyle at the @paramountaustin October 15th. Tickets at the link in bio. ...

did you know the name “kyle” is Gaelic for “jet ski”? ...

fucking pussies. i bet it would’ve stayed up if the giraffe had bigger tits. ...

We all get energy from unorthodox sources sometimes

#standup
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oh man.

this is gonna be…something.
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we’re here for your death spuds. ...

2nd show added in Oakland Sep 17th

Get tickets Friday from the link in bio.
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can we all take a moment to wish the love of my life, the apple of my eye, the absolute boss, and the most naturally photogenic person i’ve ever known, @rachelxolson a happy birthday? ...

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